Fear And Loathing At The Venetian
Well, I arrived in Vegas this morning just as quick as I could get here, my purpose being to cover the National District Attorneys Association’s Conference on Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs…oh, hold a minute…sorry, that was Hunter S. Thompson.
I’M here for the IBM Impact 2012 event being held at the Venetian Hotel and Casino (which is NOT to be confused with the Venice that’s located in Italy and which is slowly succumbing to the seas around it). No, this Venetian doesn’t have that particular problem to worry about.
The next four to five days, depending on the length of your stay and the size of your bank account, is going to be entirely dedicated to technology-related topics: SOA, BPM, cloud computing, enterprise mobility…it’s a virtual technology funfest.
Oh, and let’s not forget the Goo Goo Dolls, who will be playing Tuesday night.
A few housekeeping details you might want to be cognizant of: First, check your bathroom for Bengali Tigers FIRST THING.
Look, you can never be too careful, particularly in the wilds of Las Vegas.
Second, go get your badge at registration. Unlike “Blazing Saddles,” at Impact 2012, you’re going to need your stinkin’ badge. You can find them on Level One of the Venetian Convention area.
Third, plan your escape route NOW in the private confines of your hotel room. Err, I meant to say, your conference itinerary. I know, I know, most battle plans go out the window the moment you hit the battlefield, but it’s nice to have some general semblance of where you are and where you’re going to go next, even if it’s just a strawman.
Fourth, make room for serendipity. No, that’s not the name of a dancer from Cirques Du Soleil. That’s more along the lines of improvisation — as in, give yourself room for some. You never know who you meet just hanging around the canals of Venetian (but hey, don’t blame me if you fall in with the wrong crowd! I told you to have a plan, just in case!)
This year’s conference theme is “Change the Game: Innovate, Transform, Grow.” So, what are you waiting for? Get to it!
As for me, I’m going to finish writing up some interview questions for ImpactTV (which starts tomorrow at 5 PM PST, 8 PM EST — check it out at www.livestream.com/ibmsoftware), then I’m going to head on down to the Pai Gow Poker tables. I’m feeling lucky!
If you’re feeling lost, or even unlucky, just follow the #IBMImpact hashtag on Twitter — you’re sure to find plenty of others who are feeling just like you.
And if you have a question for the event organizers, send that question on Twitter to the #AskImpact Twitter ID and surely someone will get you an answer and soon…ahem, it may not be the RIGHT answer, but social media operators ARE standing by.
And most importantly, smile and enjoy yourself…you’re in Vegas, bay-bey, NOTHING could go wrong now!
Written by turbotodd
April 29, 2012 at 2:19 am